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On Friday 13th Oct 2006 - Farepak Hampers went into administration. Over 100,000 customers were told that no food hampers or vouchers or other goods will be supplied this Christmas as promised, and no refunds! Share your thoughts here...
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:22 pm 
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· Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
· Do you suffer from shyness?
· Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.

However, White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNING:

The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like a idiot.
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The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.
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The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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The consumption of White Wine may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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The consumption of White Wine may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU C OULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU C OULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!



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Very good Marie , quite partial to a drop of white wine but your list does not include my symptoms, It makes me fall asleep which I can do quite easily with out it, thank you very much but hey I still indulge. :lol: :lol:

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White wine is my Christmas helper - sod Santa, he's just the bugger who takes all the bloody credit for it!

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Kez, you and me both, in fact just got this card today from Corey, think someone has been listening :lol:

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BUT YOU

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:D :D Ah bless him

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awwwwwwwwwwwww what a lovely card.

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:D David mate , your new signature is brill 8)

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Tracey, I think Corey has inherited your sense of humour. :lol: :lol:

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Tracey, I think Corey has inherited your sense of humour. :lol: :lol:


He has to, he wouldn't survive in our family otherwise :lol: :lol:

We are all very twisted, my sis-in-law didn't speak to me for years cuz of something I said :? :? She couldn't even remember what it was so I couldn't apologise :roll: She's as good as the rest of us now :lol: :lol: :lol:

We are all very sarcastic and when we get together it is hilarious (unless you are easily offended of-course).

Remember one party years ago, my cousin had recently qualified as a Midwife and was discussing epidurals with my Aunty. Her sister, having recently gave birth said 'Are you talking about me?' My cousin, quick as anything said 'No, we are talking about being numb from the waist down not the neck up'

Its like that all the time, Harrys mum (the prem baby) is very sharp, she talks to Harry the same as us, so he's gonna end up twisted too :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Poor little Harry, he does not know what is in front of him :lol: :lol: Saw his picture in the other thread and he is coming on a treat.

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:shock: Pic !! what pic. Wot have i missed here then !!!

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Is this not Harry :?: :?:
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Sorry, no that was a google, but I will try and get an up-to-date pic of Harry as he is sooo handsome now :D :D :D

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